What the hell just happened!?

Well hello again. Been a long time since I have written. Ok I know I know, I only wrote once. So? It was kinda funny? No?? So....I was thinking....what can I "release" about today? Do you notice I like dots? I don't know why.... I just like them. I am going to tell you a story. A sad sad story. I went for a walk with two co-workers (before this story, I would have called them "friends") at lunch one day. It was a beautiful day. We had to cross rt 140. It is a great walk by the way. One of them clocked it. She said it was just shy of 3 miles. However, she is blonde. My guess was like 2 .... maybe a smidgen more. Anyway.....rt 140, it kinda a busy road. One of them presses the "walk" button. I look both ways....and decide that....we can go. I start to walk....across. I hear......"KIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING......THERE IS A CAR". They start running.....and I start running. Well........all of a sudden............I see my feet and the next thing I know, BAM, I am on the ground. I fell on my shoulder and my face (yeah, I didn't even try to use my hands to save myself)........my sunglasses broke and I had a scratch on my face. I jumped up!!!!!! And ran to the sidewalk. What the hell just happened? There was ONE car.......like a half mile down the road. It did stop....as I was on the ground, as it was approaching toward us. They were laughing so hard, I think one farted and the other pee'd or pants. Oh no, that was me....I pee'd my pants. No big deal......I pee my pants coughing or sneezing or laughing. I was like OMG. What just happened. They were asking me if I was ok, between their hysterical annoying laughs. I was like - I AM OK. We continued our walk, can you imagine, I had to tell them to SHUT UP, as they were laughing the ENTIRE time!!!! I was hurting. BAD. I thought I was going to vomit. We get back to work. Of course, now everyone at work knows....and everyone is now laughing. The way they tell the story....very theatrical (li'l bitches). As time goes by, I can't even move my arm. For the love of God, what have I done? The next day, I stay home. Can't even shower....it hurts so bad. I go get an xray. Apparently I "slightly seperated" my shoulder. Ok. Well then, make it better. Yeah, not so easy. This was about a month ago. And it is 85% better. I still have pain. Now, they tell me I need to go to PT. UGH. Are you crappin' me!?? I will say one thing............I wish someone had me on tape. I know I would win Home Funniest Video. But, nope. I get nuttin'........besides a pain. And a constant JOKE in the office. Yep. Is this what turning "40" means? UGH. I have not reached that milestone yet. Soon, real soon. Anyway, some of you may feel bad , most of you are probably laughing. I don't mind. I love to make people laugh. Typically, not at my own expense. But hey, I took one for the team!! No big deal.
In my defense. I was recently given meds for HPB (high blood pressure). I guess this certain drug I was on.....can make one feel dizzy when a jump in adrenaline happens. Therefore I blame them ............... for YELLING at me.....and making me RUN. Making me scared I was going to get run over by a car. So, that is my sad sad story. I will be ok. I will.
I will try not to let as much time go by....til my next "blog".