What the hell just happened!?

Well hello again. Been a long time since I have written. Ok I know I know, I only wrote once. So? It was kinda funny? No?? So....I was thinking....what can I "release" about today? Do you notice I like dots? I don't know why.... I just like them. I am going to tell you a story. A sad sad story. I went for a walk with two co-workers (before this story, I would have called them "friends") at lunch one day. It was a beautiful day. We had to cross rt 140. It is a great walk by the way. One of them clocked it. She said it was just shy of 3 miles. However, she is blonde. My guess was like 2 .... maybe a smidgen more. Anyway.....rt 140, it kinda a busy road. One of them presses the "walk" button. I look both ways....and decide that....we can go. I start to walk....across. I hear......"KIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING......THERE IS A CAR". They start running.....and I start running. Well........all of a sudden............I see my feet and the next thing I know, BAM, I am on the ground. I fell on my shoulder and my face (yeah, I didn't even try to use my hands to save myself)........my sunglasses broke and I had a scratch on my face. I jumped up!!!!!! And ran to the sidewalk. What the hell just happened? There was ONE car.......like a half mile down the road. It did stop....as I was on the ground, as it was approaching toward us. They were laughing so hard, I think one farted and the other pee'd or pants. Oh no, that was me....I pee'd my pants. No big deal......I pee my pants coughing or sneezing or laughing. I was like OMG. What just happened. They were asking me if I was ok, between their hysterical annoying laughs. I was like - I AM OK. We continued our walk, can you imagine, I had to tell them to SHUT UP, as they were laughing the ENTIRE time!!!! I was hurting. BAD. I thought I was going to vomit. We get back to work. Of course, now everyone at work knows....and everyone is now laughing. The way they tell the story....very theatrical (li'l bitches). As time goes by, I can't even move my arm. For the love of God, what have I done? The next day, I stay home. Can't even shower....it hurts so bad. I go get an xray. Apparently I "slightly seperated" my shoulder. Ok. Well then, make it better. Yeah, not so easy. This was about a month ago. And it is 85% better. I still have pain. Now, they tell me I need to go to PT. UGH. Are you crappin' me!?? I will say one thing............I wish someone had me on tape. I know I would win Home Funniest Video. But, nope. I get nuttin'........besides a pain. And a constant JOKE in the office. Yep. Is this what turning "40" means? UGH. I have not reached that milestone yet. Soon, real soon. Anyway, some of you may feel bad , most of you are probably laughing. I don't mind. I love to make people laugh. Typically, not at my own expense. But hey, I took one for the team!! No big deal.
In my defense. I was recently given meds for HPB (high blood pressure). I guess this certain drug I was on.....can make one feel dizzy when a jump in adrenaline happens. Therefore I blame them ............... for YELLING at me.....and making me RUN. Making me scared I was going to get run over by a car. So, that is my sad sad story. I will be ok. I will.
I will try not to let as much time go by....til my next "blog".

My Nutshell

Ok...this is my first attempt at this blogging. My friend Terry started one and I thought, how cool....I so want to try it too. So, here I am. I am a mom of three just fantastic children, isn't that what us mothers are supposed to say! If you count my wonderful husband, I am a mom of "4". Don't get me wrong. He is a great man. He can do mostly anything. And when I say a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g , I mean it. I just tell him ... you can put the cap on the top of the chimney. I am NOT paying for that. I am all about "not paying" for stuff, we can clearly do ourselves.....or rather he can do himself. Am I wrong? Nah. So, it was a little windy out......and he almost fell. That IS what we have life insurance for , no? HA. I just freakin' crack myself up sometimes. Ok, no, really he is a great guy and I am lucky to own him.......um I mean, be married to him.

So, yes, I have 3 children. Morgan Elizabeth. Her initials are actually MES. And let me tell ya, the last "S" is missing....but the word sounds the same. She is the most messy child. Doesn't want to pick up a thing. She is 12 going on 35. And the wants.....are endless. I tell my husband, she best marry rich.....otherwise, we are in trouble. The thing she has got most going for her, is she looks just like her mom (me), HA.

My second born, is Mitchell and he is 8. He is, hmm, short fused??? Or Jeckle/Hyde. One minute, love love love, the next minute - I HATE YOU! I CAN'T FIND MY SHOES. As they lay directly in front of him. Yep. He walks in his sleep too. That is funny. He comes in and says something to me... I have no idea what. Then proceeds to turn around and go back to bed.

Then there is .... JACK. Jack is almost 4. Jack was an ,um, surprise!!! He got through a vasectomy, so he is a strong kid! He is the cutest thing ... and very lucky he is so cute, otherwise he would be on ebay in a split second. HA. No, no. I would get more on the black market. HA. No, just kidding. I will say.....if he were first , he would be the only. My husband (the 4th kid) is an only child. So clearly, he is just like his dad. Nothing hurts him, nothing scares him, he is into EVERYTHING and he doesn't listen. He has the smile of a devil. I am a devil too. I have that smile. I know all about his kind.

Oh the memories we will all have, huh? Kids are fun (we are supposed to say that, right?).

My blog is "Are you crappin' me" because I find I say that numerous times during the day. I hope to share with you my "Are you crappin me" moments.....and anything else I may find funny/irritating.

So....this is my life in a nutshell. I look forward to sharing more ..... and hearing from others.